Expensieve gifts!

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a Party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those Who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics And Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.

' The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.

' The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?'One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. .What about your son?'

The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.' The three friends said: 'What a shame.. What a disappointment.

' The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him, and he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.'

-S-

Wednesday with Andre and Kenneth

Let me quickly scribble what happened on wednesday. I met up with andre at Cathay Cineplex and waited at Long Johns Silvers for kenneth who did not know how to get there. Andre "helped" him out by telling him to ask some good looking girls for directions. Typical andre. Anyway, after getting our tickets, we walked around aimlessly for about 10-15 minutes before we went out of the building and went into Gloria Jean's Coffees where andre and i had a drink each. At first, when i saw the board, the price of my Original iced chocolate was about 5.70. But at the cashier, the lady only billed me at 3 bucks! I thought the lady had some memory loss or something and typed in the wrong price. It was only when i was collecting my drink with andre that he told me that he got it at a discounted price and it was probably cause we're students. Cool! So after finishing up our drinks, (andre kept adding water to his mango drink cause it was too sweet.), we went up to get popcorn and jumbo hot dog and drinks and then walked into the theatre.

The movie was nothing fantastic. The only thing that andre loved in it was his 'GF' who's name i cant recall at the present moment (Mental note: ask andre) We walked around orchard road for a good half an hour, trying to empty our stomachs so we could have dinner. We finally settled for Fish & Co. Andre had some trouble trying to understand the waitress who was talking our order. that was hilarious man! i was laughing quietly as i saw andre straining himself to catch what she was trying to say. Haha. So after having dinner and everything, Andre took the bus back and kenneth and i took the train back to AMK. alright, i'll end this post here, gotta go out for lunch in 10 minutes time.

Cheers!

-S-

IT Shopping

Who knew going to the IT show 2 days in a row could be so tiring? (I definitely didn’t). Yesterday, I met up with Qais at RP and gave him a little ‘tour’ of the campus and Then had lunch at causeway point before taking the train to City hall and then made our way to suntec city convention hall where the IT Show was being held. We skipped the 2nd and 3rd floor and went straight to the 4th. The plan was to collect pamphlets and flyers so that we could bring them back home and take a look at them before buying anything. Having collected more than enough flyers and pamphlets to bind them and make a book, we decided to go catch a movie. Dragon ball evolution it was, 8 bucks per ticket was kind of a rip off, especially since we could get walk over to a GV theatre nearby and buy them tickets at 6 bucks a piece with more comfortable seats. Anyways, The movie finished around 4.50 and we went straight to the MRT station and took the train back home. We were too tired to do anymore walking.

Jumping straight into today, i went for a second round of IT shopping at the IT show again, this time, with my dad. We were contemplating which anti-virus program to buy. There were 3 types shortlisted in our minds. Norton, MacAfee and AVG. But we didn’t get either of them just yet. My dad says he will ask some of his friends for suggestions on which to get and then buy it.


Anyways, gotta end this entry here for today seeing as i have some stuff to do before turning in for the day. (unlike Qais who can afford to sleep for 19 hours in a row and have the cheek to message me and say that he feels like going back to sleep again. Haha)

-S-

The Pasta Diet

Here’s another email I received. It’s about dieting. If you see some results following this diet, do give me a buzz!

'The Pasta Diet'

ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS!!

1. You walka pasta DA bakery.

2. You walka pasta DA candy store.

3. You walka pasta DA Ice Cream shop.

4. You walka pasta DA table and fridge.

You will lose weight!

AND.... For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat And suffer fewer heart attacks than The English.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

CONCLUSION Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Cheers!
-S-

At Pennsylvania Avenue

Ok, here's another joke that i got via email. Enjoy!

One sunny day late in January 2009, an old man approached the White House from Across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'The old man said, 'Okay' and walked away.The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?'

The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.'

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow, Sir.'

A Post of Humor

Alrighty then, so that it won't look as if i have not been blogging, i'm just going to add in a couple of jokes today. Enjoy!

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Early one morning, a mother went into her sleeping son’s room and woke him up.

Mom: “wake up son! It’s time for school.

Son: “But Why mama? I don’t want to go to school!”

Mom: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school!”

Son: “One, All the children hate me. Two, All the teachers hate me!”

Mom: “Oh! That’s not a reason. Come on!, you have to go to school!”

Son: “Give me two good reasons why I SHOULD go to school!”

Mom: “One, because you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, YOUR’E THE PRINCIPAL of the school!

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The Three fastest means of communication in the world

1. Tele-phone

2. Tele-vision

3. Tell-a-woman.

P.s: If you want it even faster, tell her not to tell anyone :-)

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A man is dying of Cancer
His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people you’re dying of AIDS?"
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!"

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Credits to Rajendran for sending these jokes to me Via Email.

Cheers!
-S-