A Post of Humor

Alrighty then, so that it won't look as if i have not been blogging, i'm just going to add in a couple of jokes today. Enjoy!

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Early one morning, a mother went into her sleeping son’s room and woke him up.

Mom: “wake up son! It’s time for school.

Son: “But Why mama? I don’t want to go to school!”

Mom: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school!”

Son: “One, All the children hate me. Two, All the teachers hate me!”

Mom: “Oh! That’s not a reason. Come on!, you have to go to school!”

Son: “Give me two good reasons why I SHOULD go to school!”

Mom: “One, because you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, YOUR’E THE PRINCIPAL of the school!

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The Three fastest means of communication in the world

1. Tele-phone

2. Tele-vision

3. Tell-a-woman.

P.s: If you want it even faster, tell her not to tell anyone :-)

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A man is dying of Cancer
His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people you’re dying of AIDS?"
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!"

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Credits to Rajendran for sending these jokes to me Via Email.

Cheers!
-S-